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An elderly woman moves into a nursing home. Her daughter helps her unpack and get settled in. After a few days, the woman notices a male resident who sits out on the porch every day, all by himself. She decides to go over and talk to him.

She asks if she can sit with gaziantep escort him awhile. He looks at her for a second and says, “Yeah, you can, but only if you’ll hold my dick.” At first she’s horrified and outraged. But then she thinks, “He’s lonely, I’m lonely…” Finally, she agrees. She gets a blanket to put over their laps and she sits next to him every day, holding his dick.

After a few weeks, her daughter comes to take her mother for a weekend visit. When the woman returns to the nursing home, the first thing she sees is the man on the porch next to another elderly woman. They have a blanket across their laps. The first woman knows what the second woman is doing. She storms up the steps and starts yelling at the man.

“What does SHE have that I don’t have?!” she screams.

The man just smiles and says, “Parkinson’s.”

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