Agents of Pleasure Ch. 26

When Paige got to Chad’s house, he met her at the door. Taking the bag of toys from her hand and tossing it on the La-Z-Boy next to them, he picked her up in warm bear-hug and said, “The Cubs are in first place and you’re here; all’s right with the world!”

She gave him a smooch, wiggled out of his arms. and smiled up at him, “I love the hugs; would I have gotten one of those if the Cubs sucked?”

Chad squinched up his face, “Hmm…good question! My brain doesn’t work that way though!”

She patted his cock through his shorts, “Good thing this works no matter if the Cubs win or lose! Otherwise you’d be useless!”

“Holy shit!” he played along, “Is that all I’m good for?”

“Well, let’s see, how much is your take-home pay?”

Chad laughed and swept her up in his arms, went over to the sofa and dropped her on it! “I can change your light bulbs too ya know…without a ladder!”

She slapped him on the leg, and he flopped down next to her. “On another note, Tom was over at the house tonight. In fact, they shooed me out of there and told me not to come back for at least an hour and a half!”

Chad’s eyes widened, “Wow! An hour and a half? That’s more than a quickie, Babe!”

“I’m thinking they’re in love!”

“Kinda like us, right?”

Paige’s eyes softened, “Aww, so you love me, huh?”

“Yeah, And to tell you the truth, I love YOU more than the Cubs!”

“Chad! That’s the nicest thing you ever said to me! I love YOU more than the Cubs too!”

He guffawed, “I wonder what would happen if they caught you naked in their locker room?”

“Hmm…now THAT’S an interesting thought! Maybe we should run an experiment; let’s write them a letter!” And Chad slapped HER on the leg!

Paige giggled and climbed onto his lap, straddling him. She pressed in to him closely, and they kissed for a good three minutes. When that broke, she looked into his eyes, “I just want you to know I’ll never get tired of that!”

“Me neither,” he replied, “and check out what that did to me!”

She sat back a bit and felt his erection pressing into her crotch. “I guess we still got it, huh?”

“Shit! I don’t think it will be possible to lose it!”

She kissed him again, “You’re so romantic, want to see the toys?” and he burst out laughing!

Paige opened the bag and pulled them out one by one. The first one was the cock-shaped glass dildo with colorful spiral ridges, “This is really beautiful, isn’t it?”

“Yes, very pretty. But it’s almost like a toy for single women with no prospects.”

“Oh you men,” she smirked at him, “you just need to think outside the box more. Use your imagination!”

He chuckled, “I don’t have time for an imagination!” And he got another slap on the thigh!

The next thing she pulled out was the seven inch vibrator with the rabbit ears. “I could see me using this once in a while; I wonder if it works in the shower?”

Chad picked up the box, “It says it’s water-proof, not sure I believe that.”

“You and I should try it someday. Maybe in our new shower?”

“Now THAT sounds like my kind of experiment!”

Paige tried to switch it on, and the toy came to life, “Hey…batteries were included!”

He looked at the box again, “This thing is rechargeable; you just plug it in. Wow, whoever bought you that didn’t pinch pennies; these kind are fairly expensive!”

The third toy she pulled out was the silicone butt-plug. “This one isn’t cheap either!” There was a small switch on the end and when Paige pushed it, the plug vibrated. “Oh my God! It looks like this one is rechargeable too!”

Chad chuckled again, “Now that one looks real functional! We can do a lot of simulations with that one!”

“Like what?”

“Babe, you’re kind of a newbie at the anal thing; haven’t you heard of a double-penetration before?”

“Oh my God!” she stared at him wide-eyed, “I guess I better get my imagination working some more!” When he chuckled at her she suddenly thought, “Hey Chad, we could use this on you as well!”

The smile disappeared from his face so fast, Paige burst out laughing. “We what?”

“I’d like to try that on you?”

“You’re joking.”

“No I’m not.”

“Stop kidding around, Babe…what else you got in there?”

Paige shook her head and pulled out the double-ended dildo. “Marie and I used this one today; God, was it ever fun!”

Her husband was staring at it, “You and Marie had that in your pussies today? That must have looked off-the-chain hot!”

“I don’t know how it looked, but the orgasms we had were definitely off-the-chain!”

“I want to watch you ladies with this one. Damn, maybe I DO have time for my imagination!” She reached into the bag and pulled out the last toy which was the strap-on. Chad took one look at it and started crowing, “Are you fucking kidding me? You’ve GOT to be double-fucking kidding me!”

The redhead was grinning so big, “What, you’ve never seen a strap-on before?”

“I’ve seen them, but never in the hands of someone I know, much less my wife!”

Paige giggled, demetevler escort “Well then, this one has two dildos, see? One regular cock-shaped…and one tapered anal dildo with beads.”

“Oh Wow,” he exclaimed, “So you and Marie didn’t use this one today; is that correct?”

She laughed, “No, Marie said using this toy properly required two hours, and we only had one!”

“And this dildo is for anal huh?”

“Yes, my understanding is that it’s basically for anal newbies.”

“I bet that feels good with those smooth bead things on there!”

Paige gave him a sideways glance, “You think so? Hey, maybe I should try it out on you! Wanna?”

Chad looked thunderstruck, then he gave his wife a playful shove, “Yeah…I know you’re joking!”

“I’m not joking!”

He smiled wryly, “Of course you are, it’s out of the question.”

“Why?”

Chad’s smile was twisted into a kind of “What-the-HELL-are-you-talking-about” kind of way, “It’s just weird, that’s all.”

Paige locked eyes with him and reached over to slip a hand up the leg opening of his shorts, feeling for his cock. It was half-hard and she massaged it gently. Thirty seconds later he was almost fully hard again. “I find it interesting that when you and I want to explore anal, it’s only a one-way conversation. Have you ever tried putting something up your ass before?”

“No”

“Then let’s try it!” Chad sat there while Paige played with his cock. He was clearly conflicted over it, and the redhead was wondering if he was battling the macho-man mindset. Since he was commando right then, she lifted the leg opening and pulled his hard dick out. “Tell, you what,” she said, “Think it over while I enjoy myself for a minute!”

She took hold of the base of his cock with one hand and picked up his soft scrotum with the other. Then she sucked him in about three inches and began gliding her tongue around the cut head. She couldn’t help but giggle with his cock in her mouth when she saw his eyes roll back and his head flop to one side. “Ohhh Fuuccckkk!” he moaned, “You do that s..soo f..fucckin’ good, Babe!” He had one hand on the top of her head, and the other hand on the top of his!

Paige got a little more aggressive and her head started bobbing up and down; working his pole deeper and deeper into her mouth. She loved feeling his ass tightening while his groans got louder and louder! Very abruptly, she stopped and said, “Be right back, Hon, take your shorts off while I’m gone!”

Chad’s eyes had been shut but they snapped open, “What the fuck, Babe?” She just giggled at him and scurried off to the bedroom returning a moment later with the bottle of K-Y lube in her hand. He had indeed removed his shorts and his erection was still wobbling straight up. Spotting the bottle in her hand, he smiled (albeit a bit weakly,) “Ohhh, so you’re thinking something like….?” and his voice trailed off.

Flipping the bottle onto the sofa next to him, Paige made a small show of stripping off her clothes. She grabbed at her crotch in a very lewd manner and said, “Are you in the mood to fuck me, Chaddie? Do you want to shove that beautiful dick in my wet cunt and bang me really hard?”

He grinned at her and played along, “Hell yeah I do! What’re we waiting for?”

She smiled back and picked up the bottle again, “If that’s what you want, then I want to try something first!”

“I was afraid you were going to say that!”

The redhead giggled, “Oh, don’t be such a baby! We tried anal on me…and I loved it! What makes you think it won’t feel good for you too?”

He grinned again (this time crookedly,) “Knowing you, if I don’t say yes, you’ll just keep pushing.” Paige’s eyebrows rose and her lips pursed in agreement. That was when he said, “So okay, let’s get it over with and try it.”

“Oh goodie!” she chirped, “slide your ass forward onto the edge of the couch, okay?” When he did so, she knelt down between his legs and sucked his cock in again. “Mmm, your mind might be hesitating, but your cock isn’t! Mmmm…so hard, so beautiful, Mmm…feels so good in my mouth!”

Thirty seconds later she stopped and squirted some of the K-Y onto her fingers. Then she pushed his knees up to his chest just as he had done to her dozens of times before when he wanted to eat her out. “Oh Goddd, here we go,” Chad sort of lamented, “God, be gentle please!”

“The redhead just laughed at him, “Goodness, what a big baby you are!” She pushed his knees apart and bent his cock forward enough that she could suck him in again.

“Oh fuck yeah, that’s a good start,” he groaned.

Paige worked his hard-on all the way down her throat and let him fuck at her mouth for a few seconds. Her tongue was working all his sensitive areas and when she had him groaning non-stop, her lubed-up fingers began tickling his asshole. She was watching him and his eyes snapped open like he’d been stabbed! Pulling him out of her mouth (with her saliva stringing everywhere) she said, “You just relax, my dikmen escort love; your wife will take good care of you!”

His smile was even more crooked, “Go for it! I’ll be brave!” Paige giggled and slid her forefinger into his ass up to the first knuckle. She took his cock with the other hand and licked up the underside to the head. She worked her finger in and out, and Chad looked at her, “Holy fuck! You Bitch! Godddd!”

She sucked his dick in and pushed her finger in deeper, “Fuuccckkkkk!” he groaned.

The redhead stopped sucking and said, “How’s that? Feeling okay?”

He looked down at her, “It’s reallyyy different; pretty good actually. What next?” She pulled her finger out and reached over for the anal vibrator. “Oh Boy, here we go! Don’t hurt me now!”

“I told you,” she giggled, “You just relax; I bet you’re gonna love this!” She squeezed some lube onto the toy and spread it around, then squirted some more on his anus and rubbed that in. Chad was holding his knees in position and she felt him twitch a bit when he heard her switch on the vibe. Since the toy was tapered, the first bead was about as big as the tip of her finger and she touched it to his anus and giggled when she felt him twitch a little harder. She gently massaged his asshole with it, “So how does that feel?”

“Not bad, pretty good actually!” Paige wrapped her other hand around his cock and jacked him a bit, then pushed the toy into his ass just past the first bead. “Wow! Okay, that combination feels really good; Oh my God!”

“Told ya!” She jacked his dick a little more aggressively and pushed the vibe one bead deeper. “How’s that, Hon?”

He looked down at her, “What really feels good is the vibration with the hand job…Godd!” She gripped his cock just under the head and squeezed, then began a slow fuck with the toy…in and out just to the second bead. “Oh Shit!” he yelped, “Holyyy FUCKK!”

It was so fascinating for her to watch the beads slipping in and out past his anus! She pushed the third one in and fucked him a little faster. “God, this is so much fun!” she hissed. Then she bent his cock forward and started feverishly licking the shaft in all his favorite spots!

Chad was squirming now. When Paige pushed the button again the vibration shifted higher, and she increased the speed of her thrusting even more! She sucked his dick deeper into her mouth, and her tongue flayed at the sensitive spot just below the head. “Oh myyy Fuuccckkkk!” he yelled, “Fuckin’ bitch, Oh my GODDD!” Paige could sense he was on the verge and she just kept it up! “FUCCKKK YESSS!” he roared and all of a sudden his cock blasted his release down his wife’s throat!

The redhead stayed with it and slowed the thrusting down. With every spasm Chad was groaning “Unnghhh….Unnggghhhh….Uhhhnngggnnnn!” until finally she pulled the toy out of his ass and swallowed the mouthful of cum. A lot of it had leaked down her chin and dripped onto her chest, but Paige just couldn’t help but laugh at the pained look on his face! Chad opened one eye and smiled, “What are YOU laughing at?”

“Oh nothing,” she winked, “I just love being right!”

He chuckled weakly and whispered, “You fucking slut! I love you!”

Paige crawled up next to him; glanced at the clock, and said, “I still have twenty more minutes before I can go home. Got any ideas?”

Her hub wrapped an arm around her and said, “Yeah, I do. But maybe a good old-fashioned ride on my cock is too tame for ya’?”

She burst out laughing, “You big goof! But seriously, Hon; admit it…that felt really good, didn’t it?”

He nodded, “Yeah, it was unbelievable! How far did you have that thing in me?”

“About halfway, I didn’t want to hurt you this first time.”

“It felt good, strange, different, but good! And like I said, the combination with what you were doing to my cock was amazing!”

Paige swung her leg over him and straddled his hips. She moved in and kissed him with all the passion she could muster. In no time they were making out like mad, and beneath her ass she could feel his erection growing again. Breaking the kiss, she breathed in his face, “You turn me on like the most ever! Thanks for letting me do that!”

“You’re certainly full of new fun stuff; I should just let it all go and trust us!”

She kissed him some more, sucking on his tongue aggressively and grinding her pussy onto his once-again hardened erection. “Fuck me, Chad…Fuck me hard! The good old-fashioned way!”

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When Paige got home at 11:30, her mother was snoring quietly like she almost always did. She herself was pretty tired from the long day, but her pussy was still tingling from the two orgasms it got as she rode her husband hard! If Chad hadn’t lost his load in her when he did, she might have cum a couple more times. Tomorrow was going to be a big day though; she had five houses lined up to show Eve elvankent escort and Larry Prater and she was very excited to see Eve again. The redheaded agent was fairly confident that one of the first two homes would meet their expectations, but those things were never certain. “Anyway,” she mused, “today was off-the-chain fun with my two best friends, Oh my God!” And with that thought, she fell asleep.

Even though she didn’t want to, Paige woke up early the next morning and got ready for the day. Her mother was, of course, already up and when she entered the kitchen, all four kids were seated around the table eating breakfast. “Wow! Mom! You are so far ahead of me; this is really great!” She got herself a cup of coffee and kissed her mom on the cheek, “So, how was your evening with Tom?”

Trudy looked at her daughter sideways and smiled, “Lovely…as always! How was yours?”

“It was lots of fun! Was yours just ‘lovely,’ or did you have ‘fun’ too?”

Her mother’s smile got bigger, but she only said, “Oh, go on with you!” and she picked an english muffin out of the toaster.

A few minutes later Tom Brecher came through the door. He also gave Trudy a smooch on the cheek and greeted the kids. Very tongue-in-cheek Paige said to him, “Hi Tom! Long time no see!”

Tom grinned and glanced at her mother, “Nice Trudy, you’re raising a comedienne!”

Everyone laughed and Paige said, “I’m developing a whole new skill set!”

“Oh?” Tom teased, “Well if I were you, I’d stick with real estate!” and everyone laughed again.

After a little more banter, Paige turned to him again, “Say Tom, we have maybe ten minutes; could I have a quick look at the work that’s been done?”

“Of course!” He picked up his coffee cup and added, “Let’s go!”

She followed him out the side door to the driveway and back into the yard. When they stepped onto the new deck that had recently been completed, Paige said, “I saw this deck on Monday; it’s so beautiful! We’re going to LOVE this!”

“Chad designed it, did he tell you his plans?”

“No, maybe it’s a surprise?”

“Could be, I won’t spoil it then!” He opened the sliding glass door and stepped into the master bedroom. The flooring hadn’t been installed yet, and the walls had not been painted.

“Look how big it is!” Paige enthused. “It’s almost bigger than most studios!”

“That’s the idea,” he said, “wait til you see the bathroom!”

When they walked in there, Paige literally gasped! “Oh my God! This is the greatest bathroom I’ve ever seen!” There was a huge walk-in shower AND a corner bathtub. Across from it was a double vanity with built in shelving on either side for towels and such. “You people are geniuses!”

“That’s true,” he quipped, “this en suite is so nice I’m tempted to move in here myself!”

Paige’s whole face lit up, “Are you being prophetic or something?”

Realizing what he had just implied, Tom backtracked, “Oh well, I just meant that….” and Paige burst out laughing! “Ah, ever the comedienne, huh?”

She touched him on the shoulder, “No need to clarify, I see the way you two look at each other!”

“Your mom’s pretty special, Paige.”

“That’s what she said about you!”

“Well, she’s the kind of woman who makes a guy like me look good!”

Paige softened, “You two just enjoy your time together, we’ll see what happens, right?”

“Absolutely! Time has a way of revealing things.”

“It does! So when do you see things being finished here?”

“Early next week, for sure! Electrical and plumbing are done. We’re painting tomorrow and floors are going in Friday. I’d be shocked if it wasn’t finished by Tuesday!”

Loading the kids in the car, Paige reflected on what life would be like if her mother got married again. Besides the fact that everyone would be overjoyed, how would the family dynamic change? She shrugged that thought off and tried to concentrate on the day ahead. Climbing into the car she said out loud, “It would be really REALLY great today if the Praters picked out a house before lunch!”

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At 9:45am Eve and Larry met her at the first address. Paige and Eve hugged their greeting and she shook hands with her husband. Larry said, “Well, I’m glad to see you ladies seem to have worked out your differences!”

“Oh yes, for sure,” Paige replied, “that first time was just a misunderstanding; we girls know how to get past those things!”

“That’s great,” and he added, “on top of that, Eve said you all had a fab time at your wedding shower as well!”

Eve winked at Paige, “It was one of the best ever!”

“It most certainly was,” the redhead nodded, and said to Larry, “you should have seen the haul of gifts I got for my house!”

Larry said, “She also said your friends are terrific; we appreciate you including her being that we’re kinda new in town.”

“Like I always say, there’s always room for more friends in a person’s life!” and she winked back at Eve.

They knocked on the door of the first house and one of the sellers answered. Looking though it went okay; but there were a number of issues involved which had not been listed in the description. Number one was…it needed a new roof. Some of those things did not fit their “all-in” budget, and they left to go to house number two.